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- What vegetable was not welcomed on the Titanic?
- A leek (leak)
- From Danielson
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- Why was the doctor so angry?
- Because he didn't have any patients
- From Pranjal
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- Patient: Doctor, doctor I feel like a spoon.
- Doctor: Sit still and don't stir.
- From Mary.
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- Doctor,Doctor: I can't stop stealing things.
- Doctar: Take this pill and if it dosen't work bring me back a computer.
- From Sarah Terrill
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- How do you catch a chicken?
- Hide in the bushes and make noises like a worm.
- From Janine Jones
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- Knock Knock
- Whos there?
- Boo!
- Boo who?
- Well I was just trying to scare you, you don't have to cry!
- From Justin
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- Why did the monkey chase the ambulance?
- Because the ambulance was going na na na na
- From Georgia
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- What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit whole?
- A hot cross bunny
- From Ashley Wilson
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- Person 1: What's your name?
- Person 2: Suzy
- Person 1: What's this? (points to nose)
- Person 2: Nose
- Person 1: OK, what’s in my hand? (word everything is written on palm of hand)
- Person 2: Everything
- Person 1: Suzy knows everything.
- From Eric Chen
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- Whats blue and fluffy?
- Blue fluff
- Whats brown and sticky?
- A stick
- From Ayesha Cave
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- What do call two robbers?
- A pear of nickers
- From Antalya Atkinson
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- What did the strawberry say to the other?
- It’s all your fault that we’re stuck in this jam
- From Lisa Tran
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- Why did the girl ride her horse to school?
- Because it was too heavy to carry!
- From Alannah Smith
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- Which capital city cheats at exams?
- Peking
- From Anny H
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- Why did the school ceartaker marry the school teacher?
- Because he swept her off her feet.
- From Tammy Taniora
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- What do astronauts call sausages?
- Unidentified frying objects.
- From Tamara Alley
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