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- Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
- He had crush on her
- From Peter Sua
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- Why do soccer player's have so much trouble eating popcorn balls?
- Becouse they think they can't use their hands
- From Trisha
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- Teacher: Why are you late?
- Student: Because of the sign.
- Teacher: What sign?
- Student: The one that says, "School Ahead... Go Slow."
- From Sanduni
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- Patient: Doctor, doctor I feel like a pair of cricket wickets!!
- Doctor: Well, you sure have stumped me.
- From Shayla
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- First horse: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!
- Second horse: Moo
- From Petra
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- What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
Robin! Get in the car!
- From Kiki
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- What do you call a big red thing?
- A fire engne
- From Eli
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- Whats big red and stands in a corner
- A naughty bus
- From Melissa
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- Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
- Because they have big fingers!!!!
- From Peter Perez
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- Why were 1 2 3 4 5 6 and 10 sad?
- 'Cause 7 8 9 get it 7 ate 9
- From Logan Williams
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- Why do you think the Story of the "Three Blind Mice" has lasted for so long?
- Because from Day One they've been chased by "Three blind cats!!"
- From Trucker
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- Whats worse than a hoarse caroler?
- A reindeer that's afraid of heights!
- From Breck Severns
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- What is brown and sticky?
- A Stick
- From Kelsi Hamilton
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- What goes up without moving?
- A staircase
- From Mitchell Cooper
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- Patient: Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!
- Doctor: Next please!
- From Bex
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- What is the smelliest sport??
- Ping pong
- From Skye
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