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What did the King say to the lion?
I want my mummy!
From Farzana
Teacher: Why are you late?
Boy: Because of the sign
Teacher: What sign?
Boy: The one that says "School ahead go slow"
From Daniel Southon
What has 1 leg, 3 eyes and 1 head?
A trafic light
From Hollie Anderson
What goes oom oom and has four legs ?
A cow walking backwards.
From Jemima & Kester
Why did the teenagers cross the road?
Because their parents told them not to
From Sarah Lange
Why did the elephant paint his feet yellow?
Because he wanted to hide upside down in the custard!
From Jayden
Have you read the book "Yellow river"?
It's by I.P. Freely
From John
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning.
From Georgia
What do you get if you cross a flea and a rabbit?
Bugs bunny!!
From Tyler
What happens if you throw a greenstone in a red sea?
It gets wet!!!
From Rebecca Amy
What is a computer's fav book?
Charlotte's Web page!
What did the computer say 2 the mouse?
Your click is my command!
Boy: mum have you been using my new computer?
Mother: yes, how did you know?
Boy: there's wite out on the screen!!
From Caitlin Byrne
A kid went out in the middle of a storm with no umbrella. Why didn't she get wet?
It was a sand storm
From Ruth
What do baby apes sleep in?
Apricots!
From Maryam
How do you fit 6 donkeys in a fire engine?
Two in the front 2 in the back and 2 on the top going "he haw he haw he haw ".
From Emma Turner
How do you catch a squirrel?
Act like a nut!!!
From Leyton Blackler
What is Bob the Builder after he is retired?
Just Bob
From Haylee
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