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What vegetable was not welcomed on the Titanic?
A leek (leak)

From Danielson
Why was the doctor so angry?
Because he didn't have any patients

From Pranjal
Patient: Doctor, doctor I feel like a spoon.
Doctor: Sit still and don't stir.
From Mary.
Doctor,Doctor: I can't stop stealing things.
Doctar: Take this pill and if it dosen't work bring me back a computer.
From Sarah Terrill
How do you catch a chicken?
Hide in the bushes and make noises like a worm.
From Janine Jones
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Well I was just trying to scare you, you don't have to cry!
From Justin
Why did the monkey chase the ambulance?
Because the ambulance was going na na na na
From Georgia
What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit whole?
A hot cross bunny
From Ashley Wilson
Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Suzy
Person 1: What's this? (points to nose)
Person 2: Nose
Person 1: OK, what’s in my hand? (word everything is written on palm of hand)
Person 2: Everything
Person 1: Suzy knows everything.
From Eric Chen
Whats blue and fluffy?
Blue fluff
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
From Ayesha Cave
What do call two robbers?
A pear of nickers
From Antalya Atkinson
What did the strawberry say to the other?
It’s all your fault that we’re stuck in this jam
From Lisa Tran
Why did the girl ride her horse to school?
Because it was too heavy to carry!
From Alannah Smith
Which capital city cheats at exams?
Peking
From Anny H
Why did the school ceartaker marry the school teacher?
Because he swept her off her feet.
From Tammy Taniora
What do astronauts call sausages?
Unidentified frying objects.
From Tamara Alley
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