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Knock knock
Who's there?
Earth who?
Your old home planet now you live on mars

From Brandon
What do you get if you cross a straw with a berry?
A strawberry
From Darin
Whats a ghosts favourite ride at a fair?
The Roller Ghoster!!!
From Stephanie Kebbell
What did the Big telephone say to the little telephone?
You're too young to be engaged!
From DJ
What is the best way to catch a fish?
Get someone to throw it to you!
From Abby
How does a lion say hi to the other animals?
Pleased to eat you!!!
From Thomas Clark
Whos in charge of the pencil case?
The ruler!
From Lucy
What has four legs is gray and has a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday
From Anatia Sheehan
Who's there?
Who, who?
Sorry,I don't talk to owls.
From Von Paolo
Do fish ever get hoildays?
No because there always in school
From Hayley Mills
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To fetch Pluto
From Lauren
what do you win if you dont clean your teeth?
A plaque !!!!!!get it?
From Gatty
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shirley who?
Shirley you know my name by now!!!
From Ashlee Adams
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo??
Footprints all over Australia!
From Jennifer
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
From Elise
Who was the first underwater spy?
From Mia Christie
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