Jokes   FACT SHEETS MESSAGES VIDEOS & STUFF WWW.SUZY.CO.NZ New jokes are added here regularly, your challenge is to send me a joke that we haven’t seen before! Click here to send the joke to me What did the King say to the lion? I want my mummy! From Farzana Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: Because of the sign Teacher: What sign? Boy: The one that says "School ahead go slow" From Daniel Southon What has 1 leg, 3 eyes and 1 head? A trafic light From Hollie Anderson What goes oom oom and has four legs ? A cow walking backwards. From Jemima & Kester Why did the teenagers cross the road? Because their parents told them not to From Sarah Lange Why did the elephant paint his feet yellow? Because he wanted to hide upside down in the custard! From Jayden Have you read the book "Yellow river"? It's by I.P. Freely From John Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning. From Georgia What do you get if you cross a flea and a rabbit? Bugs bunny!! From Tyler What happens if you throw a greenstone in a red sea? It gets wet!!! From Rebecca Amy What is a computer's fav book? Charlotte's Web page! What did the computer say 2 the mouse? Your click is my command! Boy: mum have you been using my new computer? Mother: yes, how did you know? Boy: there's wite out on the screen!! From Caitlin Byrne A kid went out in the middle of a storm with no umbrella. Why didn't she get wet? It was a sand storm From Ruth What do baby apes sleep in? Apricots! From Maryam How do you fit 6 donkeys in a fire engine? Two in the front 2 in the back and 2 on the top going "he haw he haw he haw ". From Emma Turner How do you catch a squirrel? Act like a nut!!! From Leyton Blackler What is Bob the Builder after he is retired? Just Bob From Haylee  1999 - 2006 © Treehut Limited