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- What's a pigs favourite cream lotion?
- Oinkment
- From Liviy Cassidy
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- What did the donkey say when he only had thistles to eat?
- Thistle have to do.
- From Miles Rout
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- Where do baby apes sleeep?
- In apricots!!!!
- From Anusha Dravid
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- Person 1: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
- Person 2: Why?
- Person 1: To get his newspaper. Do you get it?
- Person 2: No!
- Person 1: Well, neither did he!
- From A friend
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- What is the differents betwen a monkey and a flea?
- a monkey can have fleas but a flea can't have monkeys
- From Jenny
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- Why did the cow jump over the moon?
- Because the farmer had cold hands!
- From Sally Harper
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- What kind of pie flies?
- A magpie
- From Juran
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- Patient: Doctor, doctor I think I'm a caterpillar.
- Doctor: Don't worry you'll soon change.
- From Elisa
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- Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
- He was sitting on the deck
- From Phil West
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- What did the banana say to the other banana?
- Nothing, bananas can't talk
- From James
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- What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch ?
- Time to get a new one!
- From Glori Karika
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- Will you remember me tomorrow?
- Will you remember me in one year?
- Will you remember me in five years?
- Will you remember me in ten years?
- Knock, knock
- Who's there?
- You’ve forgotten me already!
- From Aaliyah
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- Why did the boy put the butter out the window?
- To see the Butterfly.(butter fly)
- From Makayla Jackson & Emily Howatson
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- Why did the banana go to the doctors?
- Because it didn't peel very well!
- From Rebecca
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- Knock knock,
- Who's there?
- Knock knock,
- Knock knock who?
- Open the door cos I knocked on it
- From Sunmi
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- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Barbie
- Barbie who?
- Barbie q
- From Pearl
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