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What vegetable was not welcomed on the Titanic?
A leek (leak)

From Danielson
How do you start a pudding race?
You Sago
From Kelsey O'connor
Why did the lemon cross the road?
Because it wanted to play squash.
From Stacey
Why are robbers such good tennis players?
Because they always end up in court so many times.
From Philip
What do you call a grandfather in a row boat?
A paddle pop.
From Lyndon Hickey
What did the basketball player say to the teething baby?
You're a good dribbler
From Brendan Jelley
Person 1: Knock knock
Person 2: Hello what do you want?
Person 1: Sir, we're making a swimming pool please donate something
Person 2: Ok, ok you can have a bucket full of water
From Manu Sharma
What is a rappers favorite candy?
M&M's (eminem)
From Kayla
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jo
Jo who?
Jo jump in the lake
From Frankie
What do you call a royal giraffe?
Royal HIGHness.
From Kirstie
What do pigs do when they play basketball?
Hog the ball
From Sharon Wylie
Knock knock
Who`s there?
Jaws!
Jaws who?
Jaws truly!
From Tom
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
To see time fly
From Momo
How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
He pulls out his American express card!
From Ashilta Sharma
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To fetch Pluto
From Lauren
Whats hot, sour and red?
A sunburnt Lemon
From Sarah
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