 |
 |
|
|
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Amy
- Amy who?
- Amy fraid I've forgotten!
- From Alice Wenley
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- What is a crocidles favourite game?
- snap
- From Phoenix and Natalia
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- Why do dogs berry bones in the ground?
- Because they cant berry them in the sky.
- From Shaan
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- What is a banana in a tug boat?
- A banana in a tug boat
-
From Lon Jo
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- What is H204?
- Drinking!
- From Sophie Lis
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- What is the best thing to do if your ship starts to sink?
- Grab a piece of soup and wash yourself ashore!
- From Joy Ho
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ya
- Ya who
- Yahoo, what are you excited about?
- From Polina Vlasova
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Cargo
- Cargo who?
Car go beep beep
- From Jamie Thompson
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- What did the bee play on the rug?
- Rugby
- From Nadia Ridsdale
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- No idea (no eye deer)
- What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
- Still no idea (still no eye deer)
- From Amanda
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- Why can't cars play rugby?
- Because they only have one boot.
- From a friend
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
- Don't look I'm changing
- From Casey Reid
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- What is the most cowardly disease?
- Chicken Pox
- From Ruth
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Kyoto!
- Kyoto who?
- Kyoto jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!
- From Rachel and Esther
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- What is the smelliest sport??
- Ping pong
- From Skye
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
- What is purple and puts people to sleep?
- These jokes!
- From Achbed Fazhal
|
|
|
