Jokes   FACT SHEETS MESSAGES VIDEOS & STUFF WWW.SUZY.CO.NZ New jokes are added here regularly, your challenge is to send me a joke that we haven’t seen before! Click here to send the joke to me Why does a humming bird hum? Because it doesn't know the words! From Ashlin and Amy What did the baby hedgehog say to the cactus? Is that you maaaaaaaaaaaaa From Sasha Jubb What do you call a karate master who doesn't know what he is doing? Kung-fused From nicky what is a bunnys most favourite dance?hiphop!! From Milika Tuinukuafe and Martha Tuinukuafe How do you catch a unique bird? You neak up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? The tame way, you neak up on it. From Teesh Kelly-ann Ashton Why does the sea roar? Because it has crabs on its bottom From Raima What do you call a dear with eyes? No eye dear. From Jessica What is the difference between man and a UFO? I don't know I've never seen a UFO From Becky Why did the tooth get dressed up? Because the dentist was about to take it out. < From Megan Why did the computer sneeze? It had a virus. From Ramona Misilei 1st kid :"Did you hear about the kid napping down the street" 2nd kid :"No what happened!" 1st kid : "Oh theres nothing to worry about his mother woke him up :) From Abby What do you call two banna peels? A pair of slippers From Donna Knock Knock Who's there B B who? B yourself!!!! From Charlotte Key What has 4 eyes but can'nt see? Mississippi From Alexis Why did the bannana cross the road? To get to its skin!!!! From Jamie W What do you get when you cross a elephant with a rhino? Elephino From Cynthia Mackie  1999 - 2006 © Treehut Limited